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Bronson Arroyo, you bum. After crying last week how The Jon was out of the playoffs, The Jon still has a slight chance after a shellacking to our Waste of Space fantasy owner. Seeing how the trading deadline was Sunday, The Jon has been busy all week getting Evan Longoria. Once that deal was done, The Jon saw Carlos Lee was available also and gave up a third round pick in next year’s draft.

Then Carlos Lee gets hit by a pitch by Arroyo and my pick and slim chance of the playoffs are all but gone. Just like that, the best hitter and front-runner fantasy MVP is out for the year. The Jon is beyond mad … only one thing can make me happy …

First comes the Madness

What type of pitcher will you be this week Arroyo? A high innings eater that posts 7 to 8 Ks, or the bum that knocks the best hitter in a baseball. After all The Jon has done for you. We were freeyeennndddsssaaa, but you crossed the line.

The Jon’s going to open a can of some Macho Man Madness … or make you listen to Randy Savage’s rap album.

Arroyo, do you know who The Jon is?

The Jon does what he wants, when he wants.

The Jon can get any fantasy deal done, there are no limits to what The Jon can do. The Jon can take whatever The Jon wants …

The Jon hates tomatoes, chico.

Five for five in the money finishes, The Jon was perfect

And you Bronson, ruined it.

You cornrow wearing, high kick, 5.00 ERA joke.

Rest in peace Curt.

Not only did you take away The Jon’s shot

But what will The Jon do without The Jon’s signature arrogance.

Now our readers hear will have to hear the golly-gee antics of Newspaperman or the argumentative, the world is flat, not round ramblings of FreeSanJose.

The Jon fears for the future of this site.

But there is also always Joe Frazier

And there is always next year with a good set of keepers …

It does The Jon’s heart good.

If you weeeeel.

Because honey …

I am still the champ for two more months.

And The Jon is the best dynasty ever to grace the San Jose State league.

All of these nonwriting fools, can’t even begin to measure to The Greatness. The Jon is thee Champ-ee-own. And Bronson go ask Santa Claus to get your ERA down to 3.00 and we’ll talk.

If you can’t beat ‘em

Isaac Hayes, peace.

You too, Bernie