THE JON: Founder and the most successful fantasy baseballer in the group. Favorite players owned, Vladimir Guerrero, Ichiro, Johan Santana and Roy Halladay. 
He loves you and he loves fantasy baseball. Favorite team, the Red Sox. Spends his day drawing hearts around Mr. David Wright and Mrs. Newspaperman Wright. 
THE OZ: Has been a buster ever since winning TheBaseballStars inaugural season. Favorite team, the A's. Best keeper, Alex Rodriguez. 
FREESANJOSE: The sworn enemy of The Jon, FreeSanJose is the most versatile of the group when it comes to team strategy. Favorite team, the A's. Best keepers, Chase Utley and Ryan Howard. 
POIDOG: Makes the playoffs every year. Has never won a title. Favorite team, the A's. Best players, Jake Peavy and Miguel Cabrera. Still crying over the Dan Haren trade.
See that video up there? That is the best debut of all time in the second best fake sport of all time. Why this video? Why Chris Jericho now? Because The Jon is getting it handed to him by FreeSanJose this week. FreeSanJose even resembles Jericho in a whiny, selfish sort of way. Now The Jon knows what you are thinking. This is where The Jon complains about how FreeSanJose’s team has done him wrong, blah, blah, cry, cry, Newspaperman, sniff, sniff.
C’mon, this is The Jon. Yeah C.C. Sabathia nutted up and got 11 Ks. Chase Utley and Pat Burrell are going to a place few power hitters go. So what. That is fantasy baseball.
But the one thing The Jon could use is Curtis Granderson. Why? Thought you would never ask.
Let The Jon let you in a on a little secret if The Jon decides to let you have that information in a sentence full of lets.
The Jon comes at his opponents with a set lineup week in and week out. No percentages, no matchups, no excuses.
If Roy Halladay has to face the Yankees and Red Sox in an H2H week, You will see Halladay play. The Jon will beat you with the best or lose to you with the best.
And right now, The Jon can’t do that. Right now The Greatness is forced to play roulette with Adrian Gonzalez and Xavier Nady.
Two weeks ago, Nady was hot and Gonzalez was cold.
The Jon played Gonzalez. This week Nady got the callup.
Gonzalez has proceeded to hit two homers. So what’s the problem?
Yeah, arithmetic. FreeSanJose has called The Jon his friend.
The Jon can count. He needs one player. Curtis Granderson. Without Curtis Granderson, The Jon will be out of luck, suckers. The Jon needs to learn how to count.
And piddling between two players that don’t belong on The Jon’s starting lineup doesn’t work.
Granderson needs to debut. Then FreeSanJose can say he beat The Greatness at his best. What type of debut, why the one person that created The Jon of course … enjoy.
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If you’re going to whine about missing Granderson, you should still take you’re beating like a man and note that FreeSanJose was without the services of Erik Bedard this week.
“Now The Jon knows what you are thinking. This is where The Jon complains about how FreeSanJose’s team has done him wrong, blah, blah, cry, cry, Newspaperman, sniff, sniff.
C’mon, this is The Jon. Yeah C.C. Sabathia nutted up and got 11 Ks. Chase Utley and Pat Burrell are going to a place few power hitters go. So what. That is fantasy baseball.”
Uhh, just because you got your first hard-on in more than three months, don’t try to see delusions of everyone out to get you. Read above.
Given how you view yourself as a great purveyor of communication, The Jon expected even someone as you to take a backhanded compliment.
Go ahead and talk about Bedard and his inconsistent @$$, The Jon will talk about Chipper and Yunel and their absence over two to three days.
So, we can agree that my beating of you this week was with equally diminished teams? Good. that’s all I ask.
Of course, can’t wait for it to happen again. The Jon vs. FreeSanJose is always an event.